You Will Love My Grass

One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop.
He got out and asked him, “Why are you eating grass?” The man replied, “I’m so poor I can’t afford a thing to eat.”
So the lawyer said, “Poor guy come back to [...]

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Cowok Ganteng vs Cowok Jelek

kalo cowok ganteng berbuat jahat
cewek-cewek bilang: nobody’s perfect
kalo cowok jelek berbuat jahat
cewek-cewek bilang: pantes…tampangnya kriminal
kalo cowok ganteng nolongin cewek yang diganggu preman
cewek-cewek bilang: wuih jantan…kayak di filem-filem
kalo cowok jelek nolongin cewek yang diganggu preman
cewek-cewek bilang: pasti premannya temennya dia…

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